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	'<{title}>' => 'Background noise',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<section id="general">
	<h2>General news</h2>
	<p>
		I don&apos;t have much to say today, but I guess I have a couple small notes.
	</p>
	<p>
		First, I had some bitchy thoughts come back today, but they were so thin and weak ...
		It&apos;s like, they popped into my head, but they had no oomph.
		I thought them, but I didn&apos;t really feel them.
	</p>
	<p>
		Second, and I&apos;ve actually been meaning to say this for quite some time, I&apos;m becoming increasingly convinced that the bisexual at work is a bit like me: a mix of man and woman.
		Gays are weird; I&apos;ve read this a few places online, though no cause for it was stated or even theorised.
		My guess though is that it has to do with our mixed masculine/feminine brains.
		There&apos;re probably some quirks caused by having a mixed gender that result in having qualities not found in either gender alone.
		As we with mixed gender are the oddity, what we are is considered weird.
		She&apos;s quirky like me though.
		I enjoy her company above that of most of my other coworkers because of that, and I always have.
		She admits to having man-shaped feet.
		As a child, she wanted to be male.
		And her mother thought she would be a lesbian due to her tomboyish personality.
		She&apos;s tough, too.
		She&apos;s far from being a man; she doesn&apos;t act like a man, nor does she present herself like one.
		She&apos;s not quite one of the girls though either.
		It&apos;s like ... she&apos;s feminine, but a toned-down sort of feminine.
		If gayness is caused by having a mixed brain (and science suggests that it is), I think bisexuality is caused by a similar sort of mix.
		I imagine the difference comes from how much of a mix you have, or more precisely, which parts of your brain conform the the configuration of which gender.
	</p>
</section>
END
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